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Riddles -Max Ryan

Riddles:

  1. One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?
  2. What has arms and legs, but no head?
  3. What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?
  4. I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?
  5. Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.
  6. Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.
  7. Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.
  8. Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.
  9. You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  
  10.  Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

Answers:

1. Toilet Paper
2. Chair
3. Ice
4. Vacuum
5. Shoes
6. Trees
7. Cars
8. Hands
9. Dogs
10. Mirror

A blog post by Max Ryan

Solving The Riddles

1. One sheet, two sheet, three sheets or four… some use less and some use more. What am I?

Toilet paper balancing!

2. What has arms and legs, but no head?

The chair is being occupied by Pika at the moment…

3. What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

So icy

4. I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

I put too many clothes in the laundry machine oops

5. Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

Shoes protect me from many things but not blisters ?

6. Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

Leave the trees be!

7. Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

Athena loves to drive me places in her speedy car ?

8. Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

I deep cleaned this coffee table for this photo…

9. You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  

This coffee looks very put together.

10. Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

Love me a good sized mirror!

Riddle me this!

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

Toilet paper

What has arms and legs, but no head?

Chair

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

Ice

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

Washing machine

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

Shoes

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

Tree

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

Car

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

Coffee table

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  

Coffee

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

Mirror

Riddle me this!

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

Toilet paper

What has arms and legs, but no head?

Chair

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

Ice

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

Washing machine

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

Shoes

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

Tree

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

Car

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

Coffee table

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  

Coffee

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

Mirror

P2 Riddle Assignment

  1. One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

Answer: Toilet Paper

  1. What has arms and legs, but no head?

Answer: Armchair

  1. What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

Answer: rock

  1. I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

Answer: Washing Machine

  1. Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

Answer: Boots

  1. Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

Answer: Tree

  1. Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

Answer: Car

  1. Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

Answer: Coffee table

  1. You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  

Answer: Bed

  1.  Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

Answer: Mirror

By Sam Kruse

https://imaclassblogs.lanecc.edu/samsblog/2022/10/04/p2-riddle-assignment

P2 Riddle – Sandra

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?  

Toilet Paper 

What has arms and legs, but no head?

Couch

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

Ice

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

Washing Machine 

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst. 

Shoes

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give

birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

Tree

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why

you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

Car

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and

chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your

snacks, and beer.

Coffee Table 

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends.

You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone

away.

Bed

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near.

Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

Reflection

By: Sandra Osorio

About Me

Hello, my name is Noah Rislov, and this is my first year here at Lane Community College. Currently I’m studying for Multimedia Design: Animation, but I enjoy exploring many forms of artistic expression. I originally started with music production/composition, and I’ve been working with that on my own time, and with the help of a producer for about 6 years now. From that, I’ve dabbled in video production and editing as well. However, I’m not nearly as versed in that field. Moving forward I want to learn more about animation (specifically computer animation), 3D modeling, and 3D sculpting.

Aside from the more artistic things, I also enjoy cooking, and learning Japanese. My grandpa had introduced me to these hobbies, and I have very fond memories of learning from him. I have also made some forign friends that I want to be able to speak with easier. 

Lastly, I’m originally from Lincoln City which is a small beach town about two hours from here. I haven’t lived here long, but I like it a lot more than there. After my time here, I hope to find a job in design. I look forward to meeting new people, and developing new skills.

By Noah Rislov

about me.

Greetings, I’ve a passion for a number of random things including getting into uncomfortable situations around the world, under-proofing my sourdough loaves and taking the occasional black and white film photo, letting it sit in a random backpack for years and developing it in my bathroom a few years after finishing the roll. I have tried starting business, failed and tried again.

In a previous life I got an AA from LCC transferring to the UO with a BA in Ethnic Studies and a minor obsession with poetry and film classes. After the UO I left the country as fast as humanly possible moving to Thailand where I got an MA in Thai Studies. I’ve learned to write and forgotten to write, learned languages and now also forgotten them, silkscreened and sold t-shirts, worked in numerous random jobs and wandered and taught. Feeling at home while on the move I’ve spent several years taking stock photography and videography as well as written a book sized thesis about discourse analysis using Gramscian and cultural studies theories analysing advertising imagery in Thai lifestyle media. Currently I am attempting to finish my second year of a daily drawing/animation three hundred and sixty five day project.

My dreams from the animation option of the multimedia program is to be able to design, animate and do art on a beach somewhere while saving for a house and small farm in northern Thailand. Essentially to have enough skills to live outside the US but not have to completely rely on English language instruction as a primary career. As such, I hope to start or run my own small multimedia design firm working in realms of the bizarre and strange including games, videos, photos, storytelling, animations and design.

Danaan

P1 About Me – Carsen

Hi! My name is Carsen Perry and this is my first year at Lane Community College!

About Me: I really enjoy listening to music and watching movies and shows. Some hobbies of mine include snowboarding, riding quads, and making videos. In the future I would like to get more involved in music production as well as learning how to play new instruments.

So far College has been going well. The only thing that can be a little annoying at times is the travel. I live all the way out in Sweet Home and it’s about a fifty mile drive just to get here, but fortunately I currently have a job so I can afford to drive here every day. Right now I’m working at Dutch Bros and It’s a pretty great job, the people I work with are super nice, and it pays really well. In the future I would like to be a director of some kind, either working for tv, movies or even directing smaller projects such as commercials or music videos.

I’m very happy with the classes that I’m taking right now and all the teachers are super chill. Hopefully I can impress myself this year with some of the work that I complete, and improve my film and art skills overall!

Thank you, Carsen