P2 Riddle – Sandra

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?  

Toilet Paper 

What has arms and legs, but no head?


What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?


I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

Washing Machine 

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst. 


Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give

birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.


Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why

you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.


Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and

chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your

snacks, and beer.

Coffee Table 

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends.

You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone



Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near.

Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.


By: Sandra Osorio