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Riddle Me This…

1. Q: One sheet, two sheet, three sheets, or four… Some use less, and some use more. What am I? A: Toilet Paper
2. Q: What has arms and legs, but no head? A: Chair


3. Q: What can’t be burned in a fire, nor drowned in water? A: Ice
4. Q: I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I? A: Washing Machine
5. Q: Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst. A: Boots
6. Q: Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I gibe birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat: A Trees
7. Q: Here I come, and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry. A: Cars
Q: Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer. A: Coffee table
Q: You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away. A: Coffee
Q: Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you. A: MIrror

After the riddle in images

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?
What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?
I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?
Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.
Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.
Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.
You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  
Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

“Riddle Me This!”

F20-P2 Scavenger Hunt

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

What has arms and legs, but no head?

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

Photos by Danny

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four… some use less and some use more. What am I? Toilet Paper
What has arms and legs, but no head? A chair is what I said.
What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water? Ice, its clear.
I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I? A Washing Machine.
Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst. Your feet will be able to walk a thousand verst.
Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat. Tree is the answer and no I didn’t cheat.
Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry. A car is the answer and helps you in a hurry.
Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer. It’s a coffee table no need to fear.
You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  Coffee isn’t used to late in the day.
Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you. It’s a mirror if you didn’t have a clue.

I’ve got a riddle!

A Modern Sphinx


All my sheet jokes get flushed down the drain.
A man’s home is his castle. This is my throne.
Melting and burning are very different things.
Not the washing machine of the riddle, but the one I have in my apartment.
What do they say about guys with big shoes?
It doesn’t bear fruit, but it is a nice welcome home.
Beaten and bludgeoned, but not broken.
Kicking my feet up with a recliner
I start my mornings by filling up my water bottle. No need for caffeine.
Reflections in this frame spark my memory.

Photos by James

Toilet paper is a nice thing to have.

I had to crop the chair so the file would fit.

A nice close up of this ice ball.

I don’t know if this is the right picture for the scavenger hunt.

My shoes I got from Walmart.

A nice photo I took off my redwood tree.

My dad’s truck.

My messy coffee table.

I don’t like coffee so here’s our coffee maker.

Mirror shot.

Riddles…

This was a fun assignment, however WordPress has proven to be a difficult customer. My alignment options in edit mode are rudely ignored in the webpage displayed.

Ahh! Sweet relief!
The shelves are stocked again…
Portrait of a Bench
The Buddhists say all things have “beingness” so it was interesting to
photograph a bench in “portrait” mode.
Water and Light
This is one of my favorites.
Interesting Angle
I like how at first you’re not sure what this is…
It’s Boots Weather
Put you gotta start with a good pair of socks.
The Gorgeous Cherry Tree
at Owens Rose Garden
My Motorcycle
Yes, this is my bike… when I rigged a hard case in place of a pannier.
The turn and brake lights actually worked!
Kick up Your Feet
My housemate likes to decorate.
My Version of Coffee
My protein shake has protein powder, magnesium powder, a banana and oat milk.
Mirror Mirror…
I like how each has a different reflection.

Amateur Photos by Zach

Toilet paper is very useful!

Chairs aligned by my counter!

Very poorly taken photo of ice that was melting too fast!

My trusty vacuum to help clean away!

My slick vans that I bought a year ago and have kept in pristine condition!

My attempt at a cool tree and sun shot!

My attempt at a cool tire shot on my dad’s car!

My festive looking coffee table!

Oh my blessed coffee.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall…