One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four… some use less and some use more. What am I? Toilet PaperWhat has arms and legs, but no head? A chair is what I said.What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water? Ice, its clear.I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I? A Washing Machine.Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst. Your feet will be able to walk a thousand verst.Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat. Tree is the answer and no I didn’t cheat. Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry. A car is the answer and helps you in a hurry. Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer. It’s a coffee table no need to fear. You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away. Coffee isn’t used to late in the day. Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you. It’s a mirror if you didn’t have a clue.
