I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?
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Ice
What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?
Chair
What has arms and legs, but no head?
Toilet Paper
One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?
Beth McCarthy Miller – Director
Beth McCarthy Miller, New York director who has directed and produced “ROCK,” “MTV Video Music Awards” and many popular shows.
When she was an intern at MTV, a director told her, “You should be a director.
She believes keep doing what want to do, and efforts will be rewarded. My favorite quote she said was, “Not every experience is gonna be a ‘wow,’ but it might open up the doors to something else.”
by Madoka Shimmyo
Riddle me this, Batman
nicole
- One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?
- What has arms and legs, but no head?
- What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?
- I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?
- Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.
- Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.
- Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.
- Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.
- You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.
- Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.
Riddle Me This!
1) One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?
Toilet Paper
2) What has arms and legs, but no head?
Couch
3) What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?
Ice
4) I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?
Washing Machine
5) Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.
Shoes
6) Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.
Trees
7) Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.
Car
8) Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.
Coffee Table
9)You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.
Bed
10) Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.
Reflection
by Madoka Shimmyo
Riddles -Max Ryan
Riddles:
- One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?
- What has arms and legs, but no head?
- What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?
- I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?
- Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.
- Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.
- Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.
- Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.
- You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.
- Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.
Answers:
A blog post by Max Ryan
About Me
Hello, my name is Noah Rislov, and this is my first year here at Lane Community College. Currently I’m studying for Multimedia Design: Animation, but I enjoy exploring many forms of artistic expression. I originally started with music production/composition, and I’ve been working with that on my own time, and with the help of a producer for about 6 years now. From that, I’ve dabbled in video production and editing as well. However, I’m not nearly as versed in that field. Moving forward I want to learn more about animation (specifically computer animation), 3D modeling, and 3D sculpting.
Aside from the more artistic things, I also enjoy cooking, and learning Japanese. My grandpa had introduced me to these hobbies, and I have very fond memories of learning from him. I have also made some forign friends that I want to be able to speak with easier.
Lastly, I’m originally from Lincoln City which is a small beach town about two hours from here. I haven’t lived here long, but I like it a lot more than there. After my time here, I hope to find a job in design. I look forward to meeting new people, and developing new skills.
By Noah Rislov
about me.
Greetings, I’ve a passion for a number of random things including getting into uncomfortable situations around the world, under-proofing my sourdough loaves and taking the occasional black and white film photo, letting it sit in a random backpack for years and developing it in my bathroom a few years after finishing the roll. I have tried starting business, failed and tried again.
In a previous life I got an AA from LCC transferring to the UO with a BA in Ethnic Studies and a minor obsession with poetry and film classes. After the UO I left the country as fast as humanly possible moving to Thailand where I got an MA in Thai Studies. I’ve learned to write and forgotten to write, learned languages and now also forgotten them, silkscreened and sold t-shirts, worked in numerous random jobs and wandered and taught. Feeling at home while on the move I’ve spent several years taking stock photography and videography as well as written a book sized thesis about discourse analysis using Gramscian and cultural studies theories analysing advertising imagery in Thai lifestyle media. Currently I am attempting to finish my second year of a daily drawing/animation three hundred and sixty five day project.
My dreams from the animation option of the multimedia program is to be able to design, animate and do art on a beach somewhere while saving for a house and small farm in northern Thailand. Essentially to have enough skills to live outside the US but not have to completely rely on English language instruction as a primary career. As such, I hope to start or run my own small multimedia design firm working in realms of the bizarre and strange including games, videos, photos, storytelling, animations and design.
Danaan