Riddles…

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?… (I’m not going to lie, I thought it was difficult to take a photo of TP)
What has arms and legs, but no head?
What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water? (These are Ramune bottles but I thought it looked kind of like ice… I don’t have any ice at my house!)
I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I? (this is the part in the middle of the washing machine)
Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.
Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help them breathe. I even give you fruit to eat. (The shadows in this kind of look like a person.. Or maybe Im crazy??)
Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.
Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer. (My nightstand has been with me for so many years its starting to chip and I noticed how ugly it was in the photos so I decided to not show that…I think I’ll finally get a new one)
You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  (My beloved cold brew maker)
Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you. (The mirror is kind of like an infinity mirror because of the LED’s inside of it)

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