Category Archives: Winter 2021

Riddle Me This…

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?
Toilet Paper
What has arms and legs, but no head?
Clock
What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?
Ice
I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?
Vacuum Cleaner
Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.
Shoes
Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.
Trees
Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.
Cars
Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.
Coffee Table
You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away. 
Coffee
Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.
Keys

By: Savina Fetch

About Me!

Hello! My name is Savina Fetch. I am a sophomore enrolled at Lane Community College majoring in a business transfer degree. I chose this for the easiest way possible for my business credits to transfer to University of Oregon; where I will be attending in the future. I took Introduction to Media Arts because I felt like it would be a beneficial skill to use in the business major especially while wanting to work for a bigger company that are skilled in media arts. I never planned on attending Lane at first because I wanted a full college feel in my first years of school. Sadly, COVID changed that for me, but it turned out to be a great opportunity for me. I ended up at Lane because I lived at home my first year, saved money and started playing for the Lane’s women soccer team. Soccer has been something that I’ve surrounded my life with for a very long time. I grew up in a smaller town named McMinnville Oregon, and played soccer, basketball and tennis throughout my childhood and high school. A lot of my hobbies included sports because it’s what took most of my time, but I enjoy broadening my horizons of life by always trying different things. I would consider myself a big foodie because I love trying new foods and cooking them. My favorite kind of food is asian inspired plates like a good type of curry or sushi. I also enjoy cooking more Hispanic inspired dishes because my grandma and nana taught me how to make tons of recipes when I was a child. My favorite dish to make is either chicken mole with Spanish rice or when I make pozole with my dad. I spend most of my time reading or watching anime or going thrift shopping with my boyfriend. The manga I am reading as of right now is Tomie, and I am in the middle of watching Code Geass. Thanks for reading about me! 

By: Savina Fetch

Riddle

By Ayden Erickson

One sheet, Two-sheets three sheets or four… some use less some use more. What am I?

Toilet Papper

What has arms and legs, but no head?

Chair

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

Ice

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. what am I?

Washing Machine

Stepping out? wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

Shoes

Tall and strong , I stay outside. the sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

Tree

Heres I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might be blurry.

Car

Kick up your feet if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

Table

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.

Coffee

Don’t frown at me. I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. just stand in front and ill show you exactly how the world will know you.

Mirror

“Riddle Me This Batman”

One sheet, two sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

What is Toilet Paper!

What has arms and legs, but no head?

What is a Chair!

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

What is Ice!

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in
everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

What is a Toilet?

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

What is Shoes?

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds
homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

What is a Tree?

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you
take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

A CAR?

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill.
Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks,
and beer.

What is A Couch?

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You
say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.

What is Coffee?

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just
stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

A Mirror?

Roadtrip Nation

Kate Micucci is an actress songwriter and comedian, she does a lot of voiceovers for different shows I know her mostly for her comedy work or the movie Don’t think twice, she has an Associate’s Degree in fine/studio art from Keystone College also a bachelor from Loyola Marymount University, she started her career acting in commercials and eventually got some small on television like “Malcolm in the Middle” and “How I Met Your Mother.” after that, she went on to star in shows like “Raising Hope” and “The Big Bang Theory,” and doing voice-over for “Be Cool Scooby-Doo!” and “DuckTales.” her quote was “Make a goal and go for it! It will get you where you need to be.” and she talkies about it in her interviews that having a goal and pursuing it allowed her to find new pathways in life even though completing that goal didn’t happen but something else came out of that experience of going after it.

https://roadtripnation.com/leader/kate-micucci

By: Arad Razaghi

Riddle Me This!

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

the good old toilet paper.

What has arms and legs, but no head?

Behold!! a chair.

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

A large chunk of obsidian

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

it’s a bit wishy washy.

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

Yeah I don’t have anything to say about this it’s just a shoe.

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

The tree’s at the top of some random mountain in central Oregon.

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

My girl piper since she’s as quick as lightning

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

It’s held many of drinks.

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.

My moms french press even though I can’t handle caffeine.

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

it’s like a window but for staring at yourself.

Riddle Photos by Rocio Roberts-Goodban

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?
-Toilet Paper
What has arms and legs, but no head?
-A Chair
What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?
-Ice
I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?
Laundry Machine
Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.
-Shoes
Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.
-Trees
Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.
-Cars
Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.
-Coffee Table
You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.
-Coffee
Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.
-Mirror

By: Rocio Roberts-Goodban