Category Archives: FALL 2021

P1 About Me

This is me at the coast this last summer

Hello there! My name is Hannah Freudenthaler and I will tell you a little about me. My pronouns are she/they, I’m extremely introverted and still learning how to adult. I’ve decided to come back to school after this cursed year off because honestly, I don’t want to be stuck with the job I have and I want to do things that I actually enjoy. As a grocery store deli worker throughout this entire pandemic, I have seen people at their worst over not being able to get roast beef sliced and co-workers at their best when we were short-handed and overwhelmed. It’s rather surprising to me that sometimes customers can forget that the people serving them are actual people, with feelings, and we can’t control when we get more ham in stock or the fact that something was discontinued or we don’t do custom made sandwiches any more – go to Subway if it’s that upsetting. I will say that some people have been super understanding in the fact that we were and still are understaffed; I had a really nice lady waiting about ten minutes for me to be able to help her get some salads, and she and the customer next to her gave me a round of applause for running back and forth across the department helping people all by myself since I couldn’t accept her money.

I spent a week and a half in Hawaii over the summer and it was super fun! I will say that if you ever get the chance to visit Kauai, Backcountry Adventures rafting is a must! They take you on a drive over private property which offers up wonderful views, and to the river you will be rafting on that is the water supply for the neighboring town of Kapa’a. You will then take a splash in some refreshing water and go through five tunnels that were hand dug by sugar cane plantation workers back when that was Hawaii’s main source of income. Fun fact about Kauai, it is home to hundreds of thousands of feral chickens. Apparently, there were hurricanes in the ’80s and ’90s that set loose domesticated fowl into the forest with the wildfowl. Now you can’t go more than a few minutes without seeing one of these feathered creatures walking down the road since they have no natural predators on the island besides people and cars. Kauai is called the Garden Island because it has a much denser forest than any other island, but I think a name change may be in its future.

Riddles in the Light

-By Jazlin Sobel

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I? (Toilet Paper)

What has arms and legs, but no head? (Chair)

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water? (Ice)

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I? (Washing machine)

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst. (Shoes)

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat. (Tree)

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry. (Car)

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer. (Table)

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  (Coffee)

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you. (Mirror)

Riddle Photos: Jabre Reyes

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I? (Toilet Paper)

What has arms and legs, but no head? (Chair)

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water? (Ice)

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I? (Washing machine )

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst. (Shoes)

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat. (Tree)

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry. (Car)

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer. (Desk)

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  (Coffee)

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you. (Mirror)

P2: Riddle Me This…

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I? (Toilet Paper)

What has arms and legs, but no head? (Chair)

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water? (Ice, ice baby)

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I? (Washing Machines)

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst. (Shoes)

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat. (Tree)

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry. (Cars)

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer. And books! (A table)

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  (COFFEE)

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you. (Mirror)

Riddle Me This!

by: Ridic Ferrand

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I? (Toilet Paper)

What has arms and legs, but no head? (Chair)

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water? (Ice)

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I? (Vacuum)

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst. (Shoe)

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat. (Tree)

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry. (Car)

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer. (Coffee Table)

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  (Coffee)

 Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you. (Mirror)

Riddle Me This

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

Toilet paper

What has arms and legs, but no head?

A Chair

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

Ice

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

A washing machine

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

A pair of shoes

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

Tree

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

Automobile

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

Table

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  

Coffee

 Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

Mirror