One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I? toilet paper

What has arms and legs, but no head? chair

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water? ice

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I? washing machine

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst. shoes

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat. tree

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry. car

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer. coffee table

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away. bed

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you. mirror

By: Kars Slauttre

1. One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

-Toilet Paper

2. What has arms and legs, but no head?

-Chair

3. What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

-Ice

4. I have a big mouth and I’m quite the load. I;m not gossip, but I get involved in everyones dirty business. What am I?

-Washer

5. Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

-Shoes

6.Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you brethe. I even give you fruit to eat.

-Tree

7. Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

-Car

8. Kick yp your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, yoursnacks, and beer.

-Coffee table

9. You say we are pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you gone away.

-Bed

10. Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and i’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

-Mirror

-By Liz Antunez

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

What has arms and legs, but no head?

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

By Ashley O’Connell

P2 Riddle

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more.

-Toilet Paper

What has arms and legs, but no head?

-Chair

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

-Ice 

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business.

-Laundry Machine

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

-Shoes

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, there by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

-Tree

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

-Car

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

-Coffee Table

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away. 

-Bed 

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

-Mirror