By: Tony Baeza

Riddle #1 – One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

Toilet Paper

Riddle #2 – What has arms and legs, but no head?

A Chair

Riddle #3 – What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

Ice

Riddle #4 – I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

A Vacuum

Riddle #5 – Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

Shoes

Riddle #6 – Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

A Tree

Riddle #7 – Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

A Car

Riddle #8 – Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

Riddle #9 – You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.

Coffee

Riddle #10 – Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

A Mirror