One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

Paper towels

What has arms and legs, but no head?

But a chair!

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

Nice ice

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

The thing I should use more often than I do, the washer.

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

Sound shoes to protect the freaky feet.

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

How about a hand made tree?

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

My dream car…

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

The best seat in the house!

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.

Nothing can replace a good mug of tea.

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

High five! We did it!