A Riddle Key of Technically-Correct Answers

One sheet, two sheets, three sheets, or four . . . some use less and some use more. What am I?

Animation papers!

What has arms and legs, but no head?

A chair!

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

Glass!

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I’m involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

A washing machine!

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

Boots!

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun and rain are by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat!

A tree!

Here I come and there I go. I move pretty fast wherever I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry, and when i zoom by, I might look blurry.

A vehicle!

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Thought you might not notice, I’m always here—to hold your zines, your snacks, your beer.

An endtable!

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends—but only until the morning ends. I give you fuel for the day, but when we’re done, you go away.

Coffee (plus assorted companion products)!

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. It won’t make a difference if you’re near. Stand in front so I can show you exactly how the world will know you.

A mirror!

By Kaitlyn Harper