The Riddler’s Field Day

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?

The answer is “Paper”!

What has arms and legs, but no head?

The answer is “A Chair”!

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

The answer is “Ice”! Ice merely melts in fire, as opposed to burning. And in water, ice floats!

I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

The answer is “Washing Machine!”

Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.

The answer is “Shoes”!

Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.

The answer is “Trees”!

Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.

The answer is “Cars”!

Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.

The answer is “Coffee Table”!

You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  

The answer is “Bed”!

Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

The answer is “Mirror”!