Riddle Me This!

One sheet, two-sheet, three sheets or four…some use less and some use more. What am I?
What has arms and legs, but no head?
I have a big mouth and I’m quite a load. I’m not gossip, but I get involved in everyone’s dirty business. What am I?
Stepping out? Wear me first! I’ll protect your feet from the worst.
Tall and strong, I stay outside. The sun, the rain, they’re by my side. I give birds homes and help you breathe. I even give you fruit to eat.
Here I come and there I go. I move really fast, anywhere I go. That’s why you take me when you’re in a hurry. When I zoom by, I might look blurry.
Kick up your feet, if you will. I’ll keep you company through Netflix and chill. Though you might not notice, I’m always here, to hold your zines, your snacks, and beer.
You say we’re pals, that we’re best friends. But only until the morning ends. You say I give you fuel for the day. And when we’re done, you’re gone away.  
Don’t frown at me, I made it clear. Won’t make a difference if you’re near. Just stand in front and I’ll show you exactly how the world will know you.

4 thoughts on “Riddle Me This!

  1. Cole Brown

    Chandler, I need that coffee mug in my life. I love the tree photo; it’s really engaging for some reason. If I had better photography vocabulary, I might be able to put it to words. Regardless, I love it. Well done.

  2. Morgan Murphy

    The toilet paper, ice cube, and the mirror photo are my favorites! The ice one is just so pretty. The angle you picked as well as the lighting is just wonderful! You are a super talented photographer! keep it up!

  3. Hannah

    I love your photos! First of all, I would love to say that I’m obsessed with your dog. Give them lots of pats and tell them they’re a very good pupper. Second of all, where did you get those socks? I need a pair of those. And finally, your mug is right, I need to call my mom.

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